So we were on the Nile

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Babe, get ahold of this. There’s this new lotion that’s just come out.

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Oh yeah? Really? What’s it do?

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It freezes your body in its current form.

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Once its on, that’s it

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Your bruises won't heal. Your bones won’t grow. Your tan won’t fade. 

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Really? Well, can I try it?

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Don’t you think you should wait a little bit first? 

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You kinda wolfed that Souvlaki

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It’s literally sticking out of your stomach. I can see its exact shape. Chips and pork shreds and all.

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I hear sirens.

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They are swarming my head.

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And this little dog keeps barking at my ankles.

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So I try to move away.

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My bones just got heavy.

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Really heavy.

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And my eyelids are being sealed with beeswax.

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There are ants on my feet.

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I think I’m gonna lie down.

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I can smell honeysuckle

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Don’t you think that cloud looks kind of like a tank?

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Hey, can you rub some of that on me?

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The tub is almost empty. 

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And it’s making this fucking annoying wheezing sound

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like a sick cat that has a hairball in its mouth and won’t cough it up already

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Are you still here?
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Sh Sh
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I hear you say.

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There no more left now, anyway.
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